just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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