Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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