whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
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If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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