ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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