is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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