she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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