you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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