I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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