just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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