Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Mom said you looked used
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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