in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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