I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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