I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
