so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
and i looked up. we had an audience...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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