We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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