if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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