You're my little dorito
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I am one with the molecules
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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