they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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