does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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