im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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