how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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