The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
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It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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