just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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Vodka?
Forever.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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