Where is the hickey?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him