It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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