also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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