Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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