i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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