You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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