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(703): View more from Virginia

My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much

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(336): View more from North Carolina

haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?

(919): View more from North Carolina

i cant lie to you.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.

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(519): View more from Ontario

no it was

(519): View more from Ontario

but you compared your dick to a female disney character

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(540): View more from Virginia

After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"

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