Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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