Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
We have started to decorate penises.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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