if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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