Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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