theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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