Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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