he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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