BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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