You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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