we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Damn victory sex feels great
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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