Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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