Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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