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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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