handjob tips. give me some.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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