I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
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The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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