the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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