Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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