Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
operation have a gay friend backfired
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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