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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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