i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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