is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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