But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Sorry about my life...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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