Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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