i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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