Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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